Christian Nonsense Test
It’s good to be home for the break! I’m back in Chapel Hill after clearing out everything I owned from that little house on Friendly Ave. in Greensboro. That is the last time I hope to grace the door of that house. Earlier this week, I just announced to my housemates ‘I’m moving out on Wednesday’. I decided it wasn’t worth staying there anymore–not with the parties, drinking, substance abuse, and total immaturity in cleaning and consideration. I’ve put up with it so long without ANY concession or relent from them, and I really don’t have to be there anymore, I’m free to leave if I want. I have a year lease though, but my housemates say they have many friends who they can get to move in and take it over.
My grades are in. I got straight Bs across the board. It’s something I should be happy with, compared to the usual mix of As, Bs, and Cs I get. Better all Bs than some As and Cs, right? I don’t know… Although I think the grades are pretty good reflections of my work this semester (which has been more than any other semester before), I do think there are some papers I worked especially hard on that got A-s or Bs, that were totally A work. Oh well. So what does this mean now? As of Tuesday, I completed ALL requirements for my English department degree! I pretty much have a B.A. in English. Now all I need is enough credits to graduate, putting me in school for one more year. I sat down with a real sharp man in Academic Services and I came to the realization that, with the hours I have left to graduate, it would be absolute foolishness NOT to focus those hours into earning a Minor! So that’s what I’m going for now–a minor in Religion. Yeah I know that the department at UNC Greensboro is probably very crazy and that I’ll be grinding my teeth through a lot of classes–but why not? What else could be of as much value to me, even if I do have to sit through months of learning about false gods? It will be used to glorify the real Living God all the more, and to not worship him like the godless have. I tried to get into a Greek class, but the base of students wanting to take Greek is so small, they only offer the intro class in the Fall, not the Spring. Too bad!
Here’s a lark,
You scored as Reformed Evangelical. You are a Reformed Evangelical. You take the Bible very seriously because it is God’s Word. You most likely hold to TULIP and are sceptical about the possibilities of universal atonement or resistible grace. The most important thing the Church can do is make sure people hear how they can go to heaven when they die.
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Reformed Evangelical |
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86% | |
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Evangelical Holiness/Wesleyan |
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71% | |
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Fundamentalist |
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71% | |
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Neo orthodox |
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64% | |
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Emergent/Postmodern |
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39% | |
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Charismatic/Pentecostal |
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36% | |
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Roman Catholic |
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25% | |
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Classical Liberal |
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18% | |
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Modern Liberal |
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14% |
What's your theological worldview?
This was a pretty ridiculous test. Mostly because it had three choices on each issue: agree, disagree, or somewhere in between. Sometimes an issue is much more complex than that! Like, do you agree or disagree with the removal of troops in Iraq? Well when would you remove them? How many, all? Anyway, this test forced me to agree or disagree with such statements like ‘Preaching the Word is more important than worship’, when they are really the same thing if done correctly. I think I got the results I did by always answering Reformed to those kinds of questions, and also heavily favoring evangelism, making Wesleyanism my next highest score. Yes I’m sceptical of universal attonement (wasted work of Jesus) and resistable grace (which would not be grace). Although, I don’t understand the last portion of the blurb… if I’m a Reformed Evangelical, why would I say that the most important thing is for people to hear how they CAN go to heaven before they die? I want people to hear how they MUST worship the Living God, and leave it to the Lord whether they can or can’t.
Also interesting: the other people’s results that I saw had Emergent/Postmodern at the top. The interesting thing is, those with Emergent at the top also had Classic Liberal (which basically means heretic) a close second. hmmmmmm… is history trying to tell us something here?



